I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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