when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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