so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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