shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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