That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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