I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
