I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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