Soap is not a condiment
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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