Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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