You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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