Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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