I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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