How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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