I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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