Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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