Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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