No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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