if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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