Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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