The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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