I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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