these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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