I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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