Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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