You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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