Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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