gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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