There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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