Got a toothbrush?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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