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You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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