Me too!
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
