it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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