i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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