Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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