To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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