found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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