doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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