I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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