would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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