I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize