I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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