Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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