I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
