Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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