Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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