I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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