May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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