Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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