yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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