idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
bring money and cleavage
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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