I feel like abortions should bother me more
now i know why i became what i already was.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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