dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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