he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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