Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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